Frogwoman VS 5 male divers! [aka How to totally ruin a great setting]

A nice guy recommended me a movie:

“…. and it involves one female diver against 4 male divers. The female diver also surfaces and fights men on a boat.”

Well, for a moment I was really thrilled! A female diver fights against 4 male divers??? Or even 5 if I’m counting right… Sounds great, sounds awesome!

But then I thought…. well, why don’t I know that scene after 900 years of searching for such scenes? And I got a really bad feeling…. 😉

Here is a preview:

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And here is the video from hell:

Well….. OH MY GOD!!! Or rather… WTF!!!

Ok, you have a frogwoman heroine and several evil divers…. and they actually do fight underwater…. and THIS is the result of the filming?

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

I’m not sure if I should laugh my ass off or break down in tears…. or both.

A perfect example of how to totally ruin potential great scenes 🙁

Some folks (not me) are complaining that the scuba battles in Thunderball are too long and “slow” as the water slows down the action.

I also remember that the director of the Thunderball remake “Never say never again” was also no fan of underwater fights.

So, perhaps the director of this “movie” thought about how he could make these fights more intense and with more speed (in his opinion).

And his solution was seemingly to just increase the playback speed… of many action scenes (even on land).

Well, the result is laughably bad… in my opinion… and totally ruins these scenes.

The murky water is also a problem and they seemingly had no underwater lights at all…

In the end, I can’t enjoy these underwater fights at all and am really annoyed afterward.

The wetsuit of the frogwoman is uninteresting and very loose… I guess so the actress/stunt woman could do her martial arts moves. Quite a turn-off.

I’m 99% sure that these scenes were partially cut, as we don’t see the first two frogmen get hit by the spear, but well…. cut or not cut… all hope is lost here.

 

Oddly enough a german DVD of this “movie” is released in a few days for very little money, guess I will buy that one for the scuba collection as a perfect example on how to NOT do a scuba fight scene.

There are no more scuba scenes with her in this one.

Wanna know the title of this insane flick?

IMDB-link

What do you think of these scenes?

Let me know and post a comment!

 

 

 

The frogwoman that saw too much (+bonus scene)

Here are 2 brand-new scuba scenes from a new TV episode.

And these scenes do contain some serious action 😉

I won’t tell you more to not spoil you too much, check out the video!

Preview, Scene 1:

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Preview, Scene 2:

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And here is the video with both scenes:

Hmh, as much as I appreciate new material with scuba action and peril…..this could have been done much better.

Some remarks on the scenes:

-The bad guys were strange suits…. pretty ironic/weird/unusual that they were completely white(!!!) 😆

-I am not 100% sure, but I don’t think someone would immediately die from such a hit with a spear gun in that region of the body, but she was doomed as she was hit for sure

-The bad guys not only seem to have reserve spears (pretty unusual) they know how to reload them real quickly while chasing after someone…..odd….

-In the 2nd scene they show up again and fire and the good guys…but what happens then? Are they too slow to follow them? How did they not hit them with their spearguns?

 

However, the first scene is pretty unusual as it shows a frogwoman getting killed by a spear gun. That is extremely rare!

In my version that would have chased her without spear guns. They would have had a rather short battle and one of them would have sliced her air hose and drowned her

Later in the episode, the other frogwoman and the detective would have battled them in a long scuba fight. 😉

In the end, the frogmen would get what they deserve….

Wanna know from which TV show or movie this was taken?

IMDB-link

What do you folks think about these scenes?

What do you like and dislike about them?

 

 

 

Frogwomen in combat! [Fan Art]

Today I wanna present another artist from Deviantart!

This wanna specializes in frogwoman in combat.

Well, most of them get stabbed or speared, which isn’t really something for me, but I know it is interesting for some of the visitors here 😉 .

And he made some really good pictures with frogwomen in sexy suits and perilous situations.

Here are my favorites:

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If you want to see more from him, visit his DA-site:

Sandfin on DA

What do you think of these pictures?

Feel welcome to leave a comment!

 

 

 

The Thunderball scuba battle with FEMALE divers! – [Fan art by blacksuitedspectre]

I always missed female divers in the epic Thunderball scuba battle. This guy is remaking that battle with female divers instead of male divers!

And the result is really great 🙂

Here are some selected pictures:

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Well, isn’t that really great art? These sexy women in their sexy gear fighting each other… just great!

I especially like the scenes with air hose cuts….

You should check out his DeviantArt site to enjoy the whole battle, more than 100 images are waiting for you (and more to come):

Blacksuitedspectre on DA

These pictures really fuel the imagination 😉

Damn, I really need the lottery money to bring these pictures to life…. 😆

Feel free to leave a comment!

 

Thunderball: Update #8

Another update for my Thunderball project! Let’s start the most epic scuba battle of all time…….and I wrote quite a lot about it. 😉

And -as always- feel welcome to leave a comment on the sites of the Thunderball project.

Direct link: page 8

River Scuba Battle! (Incl. 2 Frogwomen) – Extended Cut

So, today I edited a really long video for you folks. It’s a little over 10 minutes and incl. a nice scuba battle. Not as big as in “thunderball” but with 2 frogwomen included 😉

A helpful user of this blog pointed me to the fact that this one was missing here on the blog. Already knew the movie, but he’s right! Thanks for the help, much appreciated!

Some pictures:

And here is the complete scene, the whole action:

Good scene from an insane action flick…

If you wanna know the title of the movie:

LINK: Title

 

Mystery Scuba Movie – Part 3 – Bikini scuba girl VS Frogmen

Time to continue this weird scuba movie! Bikini scuba girl is trapped (again!) at the underwater base, can she escape this time?

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And here you go:

Oh man, that acting! Especially our bikini scuba girl should get some sort of prize for it 🙂

 

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The title will be revealed with part 4!

Female scuba divers in combat: Frogwomen underwater battle!

You folks will surely know the epic underwater battle from “Thunderball”. I found this video, which is very similar to the Thunderball battle but it has frogwomen in it! It’s a very well-made “cartoon”, but for adults. Check it out, here are some stills:

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And here is the VIDEO, check it out….:

Very good “movie”, if you ask me. The only thing I would have included would be some ripped/cut air hoses.

🙂

 

 

Scuba couple VS evil scuba thugs [Scuba fight]

A couple investigates underwater about a sunken treasure…..a high-tech device that shouldn’t be in the wrong hands!

Of course, the bad boys send some divers to take care of them….

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Well, perhaps you wanna see the whole action? Here is the video:

A bit dark and murky (as most of the time) but a good scuba fight!

It’s a little weird how she basically is waiting patiently for the bad guy to cut her air hose, without doing anything to prevent it….but still, a good scene!

Not many videos where an air hose of a female scuba diver gets cut….

Wanna know from which movie this is?

IMDB-link